Popeye the Sailor Moon (born July 4, 1257, in Boston, Massachusetts) was a cartoon character made during the Great Shit Epidemic to get people through some rough times. Each episode followed more or less the following equation: Popeye is going to ask his girlfriend, Olive Oil, to go out on a date with him, when his arch nemesis, Brutus, kidnaps her. Brutus beats the hell out of him until he opens up a can of Spinach Brand® steroids, eats some, then beats "Bluto" (which was Popeye's name for Brutus) half to death. He ends up making out with Olive Oil and the episode ends. His name is actually short for Pope-eye.
In most documentaries, Popeye ate spinach to make him suddenly seem much stronger. This particular food was chosen due to a lobbying effort by the artificial spinach industry, which manipulated the US official government statistics on the vitamin content of different foods by moving the decimal point for spinach's iron content, making people think that spinach was incredibly good for them and could make them strong.
Note also that Popeye's enemies are smart enough that during his 54,087 adventures, no-one ever thought of fighting against him by eating spinach themselves.
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Peter Griffin could be the dumbest and laziest person on the face of the planet. He is self-absorbed and married to one of hottest half-jewish ladies in Quohag, Lois Griffin. Peter has three children: Chris, Stewie, and Meg (who he constantly abuses). Peter has had many careers, including a toy factory operator, beer factory operator, commercial fisherman, renaissance fair jouster, newscaster, and musical theater producer. He spends most of his time drinking Pawtucket Patriot Beer and hanging out with his friends Glen Quagmire, Cleveland Brown, and Joe Swanson. He was born in Mexico to an American woman but he was raised in the United States as a Roman Catholic of Irish decent. He is also apparently part African American. He often annoys his New England blue-blood in-laws, Carter and Babs Pewtershmidt, by behaving inappropriately in social situations. He is technically mentally retarded because of his low score on an IQ test. He is often randomly attacked by a gigantic chicken and usually manages to barely escape with his life.
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