I honestly would punch my grandmother in the face as hard as I could if Gina just bent over and let me take the three strokes it would require for me to spray my gunk all up in her gash.
That sounds like hyperbole, but keep in mind that Gina is super hot, and my grandmother is a cunt.
You should have at least gone with Latasha Marzolla if you're trying to take Gina out in the looks department.