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bryce

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check.....mate, vince
« on: April 05, 2012, 06:23:07 PM »
rumor is....guess who is in talks to bring in a litlle cash cow named:
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jose canseco
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Re: check.....mate, vince
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2012, 06:34:36 PM »
Who?  What WrestleManias has he main evented?

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Re: check.....mate, vince
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2012, 06:48:56 PM »
why do they keep bringing in these huge stars?  it's wcw and tna all over again.

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Re: check.....mate, vince
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2012, 07:31:54 PM »
sweet.  jose was my favourite ball player when i was a kid.  i still have like 20 of his baseball cards in a box at my mom's house.

his gimmick should be that he goes into locker rooms after people's matches, and stabs them with a steroid needle while they're in the shower.  Then they fail their wellness tests and Jose does an evil laugh.  he should also have an entourage that includes an umpire, pete rose, madonna, dennis eckersley dressed as a dentist, and a couple of young guys from ovw

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Re: check.....mate, vince
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2012, 10:50:02 PM »
sweet.  jose was my favourite ball player when i was a kid.  i still have like 20 of his baseball cards in a box at my mom's house.

his gimmick should be that he goes into locker rooms after people's matches, and stabs them with a steroid needle while they're in the shower.  Then they fail their wellness tests and Jose does an evil laugh.  he should also have an entourage that includes an umpire, pete rose, madonna, dennis eckersley dressed as a dentist, and a couple of young guys from ovw

That's a poor man's Dylan Hales post.
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Re: check.....mate, vince
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2012, 10:54:15 PM »
That's a poor man's Dylan Hales post.

i bet madonna could out wrestle 90% of the wwe sluts

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Re: check.....mate, vince
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2012, 11:40:53 PM »
Don't get too excited...it'll likely be Ozzie who actually makes the appearance.

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Re: check.....mate, vince
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2012, 12:00:29 AM »
Don't get too excited...it'll likely be Ozzie who actually makes the appearance.

i have his card, too

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Re: check.....mate, vince
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2012, 08:54:54 AM »
Jose has a legit MMA background. Of course, that background is getting smashed by a 7' tall Korean, but it's legit.