Bio: An expert at crushing windpipes and blowing things up, Toll Road is a close friend of Hale Caesar and a demolitions and grappling expert.
Fun Fact: Toll Road strives for romantic enlightenment and has sought therapy for Avoidant Personality Disorder... but you didnt hear that from us.
Weapon of Choice: M4A1 Assault Rifle
Desert Island Book: Carl Jungs Modern Man in Search of a Soul
Favorite Food: Supermarket-brand sugary breakfast cereal (any kind, doesnt matter)
Personal Quote: Grandpa's about to crush your windpipe.
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Wade Wilson was a member of the secret Weapon X project where he underwent in depth---
YAWN... BOOOORING!!! CAN WE JUST GET TO THE GOOD STUFF?*
Err... what good stuff?
THE PART WHERE I START KILLING THINGS
Don't you think the posters of A1 would like to know something about your history so they can make an informed vote?
OH PUH-LEEEZE I'VE BEEN IN THIS THING EVERY YEAR NOW FOR THE LAST FOUR OR FIVE YEARS. THEY KNOW ME. AND TO KNOW ME IS TO LOVE ME
Some would disagree
AH SO I'M DIVORCED, WHO ISN'T THESE DAYS MR. "I AM THE GEEKVILLE GOD OF SLUGFESTS?" DON'T YOU HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF A CYBER FANTASY TOURNAMENT? WAIT DON'T ANSWER THAT. I BET YOU'RE THE TYPE THAT JUST THRILLS AT THE THOUGHT OF YOUR FAVORITE HEROES JUST BEATING THE TAR OUT OF EACH OTHER FOR HIS OWN ENJOYMENT.
Do you ever shut up?
Y'KNOW, SPIDER-MAN ASKED ME THE VERY SAME QUESTION. TRUE STORY. SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHY ISN'T WEBGEEK IN THIS BRACKET?
Uhhhh, the bracket is called Blades & Bullets...
OOOH, CATCHY! I BET YOU THOUGHT OF THAT TITLE ALL BY YOUR WIDDLE SELF. OF COURSE YOU COULD HAVE ADDED SOME HOT WOMEN, CALLED IT BABEs & BULLETS, AND HAD A LITTLE SEX APPEAL TO THOSE CRAVED LITTLE FANBOYS VOTING IN THIS THING. BUT NOoOOooOOo BLADES AND BULLETS AND BOOM SAUSAGEFEST! CRAP... NOW I WANT PIZZA...
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