The opening segment had some gems:
Dean Ambrose - Are we going to fight now? We are on ladders, you know.
Dean Ambrose - ...I'll fight mole people.
Chris Jericho & Sami Zayn's exchange.
"This is important, which MITB did you win?"
"The first one, the sixth one."
"Where?"
"Apple. Appleton. The Big Apple."
"New York?"
"It doesn't matter, Idiotsville."
Cesaro: So your hometown?
"I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot."