thanks for all the kind wishes. my surgery got put off to the 15th of february thanks to this fiasco:
So I injured my back badly a little over a year ago. I worked through it for like 8 months until I couldn't bear it anymore, its just messed up beyond belief and doing construction for a living wasn't helping it. I've been through physical therapy, chiropractor's, a foray of steroidal injections at the pain management clinic and nothing helped. Finally it was agreed upon to have surgery. I'm supposed to have a spinal fusion at my disc between the L4 & 5 vertabraes.
Today was the day I was supposed to have my surgery. Its at Norwood Hospital which is a little over an hour drive from where I live because thats where my neurosurgeon is located. I've been on 7.5 mg percocets and muscle relaxors, and I do smoke weed which helps with the pain and the anxiety of having surgery. Anyways, I go in there and they have me take a urine test before the surgery while they are getting me prepped up.
The results from the urine test come in and I tested positive for Methamphetamines. I was like, no way, I've never even seen meth before, let alone done it recently. The anasthesiologist refused to start the surgery because the combination of the anaesthetic and certain drugs(meth, coke, regular amphetamines) can cause a heart attack. Now he's giving me a hard time treating me like a drug addict saying thats probably why my heartrate was high at my pre-surgery testing(which it was high cuz i downed a hot chocolate right before). Telling me that the weed i smoke may have been laced with meth, which is also bullshit cuz I know where my weed is grown and know that its clean as can be.
So my doctor comes in and he gives me a hard time too because it affects his schedule and I wasted his time(as if my time wasn't wasted since i've been waiting practically a whole year for this surgery to be done and over with). So he gives me the rundown of what to avoid and whatnot and they'll have to reschedule the surgery for next month.
I come home and start googling the medicines i've been taking and come to find out zantac(the heartburn medicine) has been known to give people false positives for Meth on urine tests. So I went through all that bullshit and couldn't have my surgery cuz I have heartburn and need to take Zantac for it almost every day. So now I have to wait three more weeks in agonizing pain cuz the doctors can't differentiate zantac from crystal meth. sweet blog, i know, continue on with the rest of your day.