Mimic's life was saved by the gathering of four mystical golden horseshoes. However, the golden horseshoes not only saved her life, but gave Mimic several powers. She can levitate, read minds, teleport, and see into the future. Plus she's a unicorn which means a nice pointy horn in her head.
Big pointy spike weilded by somebody that can teleport while reading your mind and seeing the future. So yeah, she can fuck your shit up real good.
“Sleeping with The Stig is like making love to a robot; long, hard and no emotions being shown”
~ Oscar Wilde on sleeping with The Stig
The Stig (full name The Stig... really) is Top Gear's resident racing driver. He is also sometimes known by his other name god, white 'n nerdy and klansman. This has helped him avoid paying taxes for his entire natural life, as well as his other nine he gets for being part cat (hence his ridiculous reflexes and always landing on his feet). He has many odd talents and disabilities, a selection of which are read out by Jeremy Clarkson each week, to rapturous silence from the audience, which is clearly awe-struck because they know he will smite them if they do not listen.
The earliest sightings of the stig are in the early 1978 when King Arthur was traveling across britain to find knights to seek out the holy grail, back then he wore black. He was defeated on a bridge which he was defending because it was the first motorbridge and only he could cross it because it was guarded by grues. The car hadn't been invented yet, but this somehow didn't stop him.
The word "Stig" is thought to be short for "Stig of the Dump", which could be a reference to his natural habitat: a public school. There are a great many of these in the UK, most of which have names; for exampleprison. The sheer number of these dumps in the UK (or "schools" as inhabitants like to affectionately term them) has contributed to thwarting Alan Sugar's multiple attempts to track down The Stig.
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