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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #375 on: October 15, 2013, 11:10:02 PM »
Twitter is so crazy right now.  USA fans are rooting for Panama to win, Mexico fans are wanting the USA to win.  Nobody is cheering for the right team anymore.

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #376 on: October 15, 2013, 11:35:25 PM »
Well, that happened.  Sorry Panama.  15 wins from the last 17 games for the USA.


As for Asian qualifying, I think it's because they play two games less in the final round of qualifying than we do.  [size=78%]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_FIFA_World_Cup_qualification_%E2%80%93_AFC_Fourth_Round[/size]

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #377 on: October 19, 2013, 10:50:28 AM »
I went to the Sporting KC vs DC United game last night.  During the pre-game warm ups, the team played this video.  I think I love this team.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYbXY4n-0U

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #378 on: November 24, 2013, 11:27:26 AM »
There's only two games left in the MLS playoffs.  Timbers/Real Salt Lake tonight and the final on Dec 7.  It's been a wild ride.


Kansas City finished a point behind New York in the regular season, just losing out on the Supporters Shield.


First round had us against New England.  First game didn't go our way and we lost 1-2.  The second game was here.  Normal time ended with us up 2-1, so off to extra time where we scored to win it 4-3.  Absolutely crazy night that was.


Second round saw us facing Houston, the team that had eliminated us from the playoffs the last two years.  So there was a lot of dread heading into the series.  The first leg a real bore.  Both teams came in exhausted, as it was KC's sixth game in three weeks and Houston's seventh game in the same period.  Sporting had also come in with the game plan of not letting Houston get a lead that we would have to overcome again.  Final score was 0-0.


The second leg was two weeks later because of the international break.  Houston were without Will Bruin and Ricardo Clark due to injuries, which was a big blow to them.  At kickoff, it was a brisk 18 degrees out(nearly -8 to the rest of the world).  Pre-game show was awesome and had an appearance from Tech N9ne that had all the white people going nuts.


The game starts and it quickly becomes apparent that it's going to be a fast paced affair...FUCK! Houston scores in the 3rd minute.  No matter, there's still 87 minutes to recover and we don't look out on our feet at all.  With our composure kept, 11 minutes later CJ Sapong scored to level it up 1-1!  KC had a scare a minute or two before the end of the first half when CJ fell and hyper-extended his elbow.  Thankfully he was able to continue.


Second half starts and it's more of the same.  Pretty even from both teams with an ever so slight edge to KC's offense.  63rd minute, Benny Feilhaber makes a run with the ball.  Chips it to Dom Dwyer, who is facing pressure in the box.





GOAL!!! Sporting is up 2-1!!!


Later in the game, Houston picks up the pressure and forces Jimmy Nielsen to make some saves.  But it's all for naught as the final whistle blows.


Sporting will host the final game on Dec 7.

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #379 on: November 24, 2013, 01:45:02 PM »
Thanks for playing, Tottenham. Enjoy the Battle for Europa.

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #380 on: December 04, 2013, 07:32:04 AM »
World Cup Draw is Friday morning.

A simulator to play with until then:  http://ultra-zone.net/2014-FIFA-World-Cup-Group-Stage-Draws

US might be the best team in their Pot.  How sick would a group of Brazil, Italy, US and Netherlands be?  It can happen!

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #381 on: December 04, 2013, 12:21:04 PM »
How sick would a group of Brazil, Italy, US and Netherlands be?  It can happen!


If this happens, I'm going to curl up into a ball and sob for a very, very long time.

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #382 on: December 04, 2013, 07:42:15 PM »

Would it be better to put up a great fight in The Group of Death or have a similar performance as 2010 (Win a weak group; disappoint against a non-superpower in the knockout round)?

On another note, after Everton's win at Old Trafford today, I think we can stop talking about ManU as title contenders this season.  It's a 3-team race between Arsenal, Chelsea and City.

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #383 on: December 04, 2013, 10:09:07 PM »
That was such a sweet loss for Man U. Orgasmic even.

It definitely is a 3 team race as Southampton lost another one today. I will not rule out Liverpool just yet, but only because of Luis Suarez who is making Messi look like a bag of shit this season.

I am most afraid of Man City due to their offense, but I am coming to terms with the Premier League and it's no playoff system. So truly, every game is as important as the final day. No teams sneaking into the playoffs and going on a run. You win the most games and that's it. Kind of kills the drama for the final 2 weeks if a team is well above the rest, but it's very fair.

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #384 on: December 06, 2013, 12:30:48 PM »
I'm going to be sick.  Germany, Ghana and Portugal.

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #385 on: December 06, 2013, 07:17:08 PM »
Is that the Group of Death?

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« Reply #386 on: December 06, 2013, 07:29:20 PM »
One of them.  The other is Spain(#1 in the FIFA rankings), Netherlands(#9), Chile(#15) and Australia(#59).  Poor Aussies, they never had a chance.


The USA is #15 in the rankings.  Germany is #2, Portugal is #5 and Ghana is #24.  Gonna be tough to make it out of that group.


England(#13) ended up with Italy(#7), Uruguay(#6) and Costa Rica(#31).  Not a cakewalk for them, either.

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #387 on: December 06, 2013, 07:37:47 PM »
I'm already disgusted by the amount of flopping I expect to see in Italy/Uruguay. 

One plus about the U.S. group is they play Germany last.  Hopefully, the Germans have everything wrapped up and may take it easy.  Beat Ghana and play level with Portugal and Germany.

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #388 on: December 07, 2013, 09:58:15 AM »
SUCK ALL THE DICKS MAN U!!!

Lost 1-0 to Newcastle today at home. Back to back 1-0 losses at home. First time they even lost 2 in a row at home since 2002. If Arsenal wins tomorrow, they are 15 points clear of United and it would be time to start asking not if United can win the title, but can they finish Top 4?

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #389 on: December 07, 2013, 10:03:53 AM »
Moyes has to be out if things don't turn around soon, right?


Ugh.  6 hours until the MLS Cup final.  It's 5 degrees outside right now.  Leaving to tailgate in an hour.  Someone please keep me in their thoughts, as I might not survive this.  Especially if KC wins.

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« Reply #390 on: December 07, 2013, 10:12:09 AM »
Who else would they get? He is an excellent manager and his replacement would have to be better.  Maybe Mancini will return from Turkey to take the gig if it's available.

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #391 on: December 07, 2013, 12:04:24 PM »
Fergie will return.

As weird as this season has been, watch ManU win The Champions League.

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« Reply #392 on: December 07, 2013, 12:59:50 PM »
When you know you can't win the English league, you go all out for the others. Liverpool always looks fresh because they don't have the additional wear and tear from the Champions league. So, if Arsenal win tomorrow and are 15 points up on Man U(SCREEE!!!!), then why not just rest your players on the weekend before a mid week Champions league game?

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #393 on: December 07, 2013, 04:47:02 PM »
Moyes has never won a single thing. He's managing a bunch of cunts who, if rumour is true, are angry because Ferguson said he'd be there for 3 more years and then fucked off (RVP), in addition to getting rid of the backroom staff that kept the show on the road. Martinez is doing better with Everton than Moyes did, Moyes is going to be found hung in a shallow grave filed with piss.

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« Reply #394 on: December 07, 2013, 05:28:58 PM »
Rumor(Rumour?) has it that RVP sent in his transfer request papers on Tuesday. That would be before consecutive shutouts at home. I would love Arsene to buy him and then bench him for the season. Barring that, sell the cunt to Turkey.

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #395 on: December 07, 2013, 09:34:46 PM »
MLS CHAMPIONS!!!!

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #396 on: January 22, 2014, 09:26:57 PM »
Anybody catch ManU/Sunderland in the League Cup today?

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #397 on: January 23, 2014, 07:18:43 PM »
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFKnYn8umWc

I heard it be referred to as the worst shootout of all-time, and it's certainly the worst one I have ever seen. Just give Man City the trophy or cup or whatever of that tournament that no one gives a shit about. [/youtube]

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #398 on: January 23, 2014, 08:12:19 PM »
Penalty shoot-outs suck, but it's hilarious seeing United have such a hard time.

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Re: Football/Soccer Thread
« Reply #399 on: February 02, 2014, 04:56:00 PM »
That Phil Jones penalty was literally the worst I think I've ever seen at professional level.