Author Topic: More things that annoy me.. (Read 235366 times)

freud mayweather · « **Reply #875 on:** October 24, 2012, 11:43:54 PM »

i often pump gas and eat lunch at the same time on my way to work. eating with my pump hands. and i have a fantastic immune system and i credit it to not giving a fuck.

FreebirdSTF · « **Reply #876 on:** October 24, 2012, 11:45:44 PM »

I saw hand sanitizer out by the gas pumps for the first time tonight.

BlackLight · « **Reply #877 on:** October 25, 2012, 12:49:51 AM »

Quote from: FreebirdSTF on October 24, 2012, 11:45:44 PM

I saw hand sanitizer out by the gas pumps for the first time tonight.

There's a stand-alone hand sanitizer dispenser at the bank I go to. Like a machine you probably need to order out of a catalog. They have it right where people go to get in line for the bank tellers.

Like freud, I have a phenomenal immune system and I hardly ever get sick, for which I credit my general "What, me worry?" attitude toward everyday germs and bacteria. Of course, what this means is that I will ultimately meet my demise at the hands of some Captain Trips-like superflu, which I will only catch because You People are such pussies about normal germs, that your pussy immune systems will make you viable carriers for said superbug.

So really, you all owe me a pre-emptive apology for being ultimate accessories to my eventual death.

FreebirdSTF · « **Reply #878 on:** October 25, 2012, 08:37:48 AM »

Here's one thing that annoys me.

There's a poster somewhere else who always has this clever little comments. He's a pretty smart guy and all, but I realized last week that at least some of his wit comes from lifting Twitter comments from national writers/analysts/etc.

That kind of irks me. If I lift something like that I will say, Bruce Feldman said on Twitter.... This dude just tosses it in the middle of his posts and it makes it look like his own independent thought.

BobbyR · « **Reply #879 on:** October 25, 2012, 09:09:03 AM »

I wouldn't say it annoys me, but it does make me shake my head when I see a guy leave the men's room after washing his hands and then use the purell dispenser outside.

FreebirdSTF · « **Reply #880 on:** October 25, 2012, 10:01:55 AM »

I do that sometimes and it's a throwback to my Burger King days. That's how we had to wash our hands before preparing food. It is excessive.

The_Spoiler · « **Reply #881 on:** October 25, 2012, 10:50:11 AM »

Quote from: Chus-Kay on October 24, 2012, 11:09:02 PM

using a cart is like having sex with every freak that's touched that cart.

You act like having sex with freaks is a bad thing.

Chus-Kay · « **Reply #882 on:** October 25, 2012, 05:13:17 PM »

Quote from: The_Spoiler on October 25, 2012, 10:50:11 AM

You act like having sex with freaks is a bad thing.

only if you don't use purell on your cock.

DocSavage · « **Reply #883 on:** October 25, 2012, 10:34:17 PM »

Pet peeve: People acting like body armor makes you immune to bullets. Doesn't work that way, getting shot still hurts, man! (Rubs fractured rib...)

BOOGIE · « **Reply #884 on:** October 26, 2012, 12:49:33 PM »

Quote from: DocSavage on October 24, 2012, 10:16:43 PM

Germaphobes.

Washing your hands before eating is good common sense. Using those sanitary wipes on shopping cart handles is just stupid.

Actually it isn't stupid. A week in the hospital @$ 28,000 (thank god for insurance) & nearly dying due to MRSA likely acquired from a shopping cart handle will convince you of that. Trust me.

FATSEXY · « **Reply #885 on:** October 26, 2012, 01:47:22 PM »

If you wash your hands too much, you become unable to defend yourself from germs, that's my theory. I used to eat fucking dirt and grass and drink ditch water when I was a kid, and now I am invincible. Only I can kill me, and I'm going to do it with chocolate, Dr. Pepper, and red meat.

BobbyR · « **Reply #886 on:** October 26, 2012, 02:05:48 PM »

you're more likely to catch MRSA in the hospital than the supermaket I believe

Havok816 · « **Reply #887 on:** October 26, 2012, 08:33:41 PM »

Russell Crowe.

BobbyR · « **Reply #888 on:** October 27, 2012, 02:20:35 PM »

my urge to be a grammar nazi annoys me. For instance

Quote

Some of these products thriving, let alone surviving is...

that should really say

Quote

Some of these products surviving, let alone thriving is...

but who cares?

BOOGIE · « **Reply #889 on:** October 28, 2012, 12:49:55 AM »

Quote from: BobbyR on October 26, 2012, 02:05:48 PM

you're more likely to catch MRSA in the hospital than the supermaket I believe

True. I however got it from a cart.

DocSavage · « **Reply #890 on:** October 28, 2012, 12:55:19 AM »

Quote from: BobbyR on October 27, 2012, 02:20:35 PM

my urge to be a grammar nazi annoys me. For instance

that should really say
but who cares?

Seems like "I" care.

Little things like that happen often enough (It could be a simple case of two letters being flipped in a word, too. Say, writing "simpel" instead of "simple"), sometimes I wonder if I have a mild case of dyslexia or something..

FreebirdSTF · « **Reply #891 on:** October 28, 2012, 01:20:56 AM »

How do they determine where the MRSA was acquired?

Chus-Kay · « **Reply #892 on:** October 28, 2012, 01:30:37 AM »

Quote from: FreebirdSTF on October 28, 2012, 01:20:56 AM

How do they determine where the MRSA was acquired?

science

FreebirdSTF · « **Reply #893 on:** October 28, 2012, 01:32:22 AM »

DocSavage · « **Reply #894 on:** October 28, 2012, 02:41:10 AM »

I don't think Chus has a lot of respect for me.

But he's kind of a shttiy poster, so meh.

DocSavage · « **Reply #895 on:** October 28, 2012, 03:01:07 AM »

Flaky, inconsistent, flighty, emotional, and irresponsible people are pretty annoying. But you know what else is annoying?

Caring enough to get annoyed.. Seriously, why do we care so much about how stupid or immature someone is, if we have nothing to do with those people? I "hate" being annoyed, but sometimes I just can't help myself..

Chus-Kay · « **Reply #896 on:** October 28, 2012, 12:02:55 PM »

Quote from: DocSavage on October 28, 2012, 02:41:10 AM

I don't think Chus has a lot of respect for me.

But he's kind of a shttiy poster, so meh.

saved for next time you say you dont troll posters for no reason.

BobbyR · « **Reply #897 on:** October 28, 2012, 04:04:45 PM »

Quote from: DocSavage on October 28, 2012, 12:55:19 AM

Seems like "I" care.

Little things like that happen often enough (It could be a simple case of two letters being flipped in a word, too. Say, writing "simpel" instead of "simple"), sometimes I wonder if I have a mild case of dyslexia or something..

eh, I see it all the time, people using that phrase out of order. I shouldn't let it bother me

DocSavage · « **Reply #898 on:** October 30, 2012, 02:45:13 PM »

Quote from: Chus-Kay on October 28, 2012, 12:02:55 PM

saved for next time you say you dont troll posters for no reason.

O_o You're saving a post where I trade snark for snark, to prove I troll posters for no reason?

A Very Smug Bear · « **Reply #899 on:** November 03, 2012, 01:48:55 AM »

It's bad enough that people post about POLITICS on Facebook... but the shear amount of people bitching about Halloween getting postponed or not getting postponed is 10 times worse. Now it's a fucking race. Holy shit, 90+ people dead and 100s of homes gone and people bitch about candy and running.