Topic: More things that annoy me..

[DocSavage]

*Takes deep breath*

WHO THE FUCK SHOPS FOR FIVE WEEKS WORTH OF GROCERIES AT 2 IN THE MORNING!  I wanted to get ONE item at this 24/7 store, and JUST as I was about to check out, this FAT UGLY BITCH strolls up with a carriage literally spilling with stuff!  

It's 2 AM, I'm exhausted, and even though I needed this item, I wasn't about to wait half an hour.  My only options, was breaking the bitches ribs one at a time, slowly, and laughing before the polce drag me out of there (And I'm NOT going to jail again..), or leaving.  So I left, and came back in the morning.

This is an extreme example, but I see people do serious shopping late at night, a lot.  During the middle of the week, no less..

Whatever happened to running in, and running out?  Does EVERYTHING have to be in excess?

[Chus-Kay]

you're complaining about someone shopping at 2 am because it interferes with your shopping at 2 am?

would you have complained if you went at 2pm to buy something and the same thing happened?

[freud mayweather]

she probably works second shift, dickbag

[DocSavage]

she probably works second shift, dickbag

Dan knows.  Dan don't care.

Besides, even second shifters have days off.

[DocSavage]

you're complaining about someone shopping at 2 am because it interferes with your shopping at 2 am?

would you have complained if you went at 2pm to buy something and the same thing happened?

I'm complaining because this fat lady could've done without half the lard encrusted crap holding up my night, and I'm complaining because nobody has a concept of "ten minutes".

Nobody really runs in and out of stores quick anymore.  It's always a god damned day trip..

[Proud Virgin]

*Takes deep breath*

WHO THE FUCK SHOPS FOR FIVE WEEKS WORTH OF GROCERIES AT 2 IN THE MORNING!  I wanted to get ONE item at this 24/7 store, and JUST as I was about to check out, this FAT UGLY BITCH strolls up with a carriage literally spilling with stuff!  

It's 2 AM, I'm exhausted, and even though I needed this item, I wasn't about to wait half an hour.  My only options, was breaking the bitches ribs one at a time, slowly, and laughing before the polce drag me out of there (And I'm NOT going to jail again..), or leaving.  So I left, and came back in the morning.

This is an extreme example, but I see people do serious shopping late at night, a lot.  During the middle of the week, no less..

Whatever happened to running in, and running out?  Does EVERYTHING have to be in excess?

O'Rly?

[Solipsist]

Having worked nights for several years I can vouch that the first of the month is a terrible time to grocery shop because the monthly electronic food stamps activate at midnight. One night nobody but us second shifters and the disfigured mutants who scorn the light and the next night BAM thirty single moms pushing a cart filled with groceries and a sleeping child in the babyseat.

[DocSavage]

And now, for the third time or so, I just wanted to order a small coffee, and the people ahead of me were asking for complicated specialty drinks that take forever to brew..  Usually, only when I want a simply small or medium house coffee.  So I wait some more..

And if it's not that, it's someone paying with a card or check instead of using cash, which the counter person has trouble clearing..

I shit you not, I've NEVER taken more then a minute to order ANYTHING. 

"Hi, one medium french coffee please.  Here's the cash."

Simple as that.

[DocSavage]

Having worked nights for several years I can vouch that the first of the month is a terrible time to grocery shop because the monthly electronic food stamps activate at midnight. One night nobody but us second shifters and the disfigured mutants who scorn the light and the next night BAM thirty single moms pushing a cart filled with groceries and a sleeping child in the babyseat.

Hrm, that makes sense, actually.  If I was on food stamps, I'd probably try and avoid shopping during peak hours myself..  It's just one of those things you don't like other people to know about, even if they're strangers.

The store I was ranting about was just sold though, so no more shopping past 11 PM...

[TH]

you're complaining about someone shopping at 2 am because it interferes with your shopping at 2 am?

would you have complained if you went at 2pm to buy something and the same thing happened?

I'm complaining because this fat lady could've done without half the lard encrusted crap holding up my night, and I'm complaining because nobody has a concept of "ten minutes".

Nobody really runs in and out of stores quick anymore.  It's always a god damned day trip..

Hey, are you Michael Cera-levels of skinny, bro? If not, lay off the broad for trying to LIVE HER LIFE, yo.

[DocSavage]

you're complaining about someone shopping at 2 am because it interferes with your shopping at 2 am?

would you have complained if you went at 2pm to buy something and the same thing happened?

I'm complaining because this fat lady could've done without half the lard encrusted crap holding up my night, and I'm complaining because nobody has a concept of "ten minutes".

Nobody really runs in and out of stores quick anymore.  It's always a god damned day trip..

Hey, are you Michael Cera-levels of skinny, bro? If not, lay off the broad for trying to LIVE HER LIFE, yo.

Sure thing, Jabba. 

[TH]

you're complaining about someone shopping at 2 am because it interferes with your shopping at 2 am?

would you have complained if you went at 2pm to buy something and the same thing happened?

I'm complaining because this fat lady could've done without half the lard encrusted crap holding up my night, and I'm complaining because nobody has a concept of "ten minutes".

Nobody really runs in and out of stores quick anymore.  It's always a god damned day trip..

Hey, are you Michael Cera-levels of skinny, bro? If not, lay off the broad for trying to LIVE HER LIFE, yo.

Sure thing, Jabba. 

I'm not the one ripping someone else for being fat because I got butthurt over having to wait to check out.

[DocSavage]

you're complaining about someone shopping at 2 am because it interferes with your shopping at 2 am?

would you have complained if you went at 2pm to buy something and the same thing happened?

I'm complaining because this fat lady could've done without half the lard encrusted crap holding up my night, and I'm complaining because nobody has a concept of "ten minutes".

Nobody really runs in and out of stores quick anymore.  It's always a god damned day trip..

Hey, are you Michael Cera-levels of skinny, bro? If not, lay off the broad for trying to LIVE HER LIFE, yo.

Sure thing, Jabba.  

I'm not the one ripping someone else for being fat because I got butthurt over having to wait to check out.

This is a thread for things that annoy me.  And waiting in line ANNOYS me.

Doubly so, since I do everything in my power to make sure I'm not the asshole holding up a line.  (Sure, sometimes it can't be avoided, but you have to make an effort to be considerate..)

[freud mayweather]

everyone should go to the grocery store like five times a week to ensure that docsavage can get his hungry man dinners and fleshlight lube RIGHT NOW.

[DocSavage]

everyone should go to the grocery store like five times a week to ensure that docsavage can get his hungry man dinners and fleshlight lube RIGHT NOW.

Hungry Man sucks.

[tdub]

when i'm about to smash some bitch, and i fake like i'm about to raw dog it, AND SHE SAYS NOTHING.

[PhantomZ]

when i'm about to smash some bitch, and i fake like i'm about to raw dog it, AND SHE SAYS NOTHING.

that's love right there.

[TH]

Dixie Carter

[DocSavage]

when i'm about to smash some bitch, and i fake like i'm about to raw dog it, AND SHE SAYS NOTHING.

Gotta be careful, women are pretty trigger happy about the "non consent doesn't equal consent" thing.

Of course, maybe she wanted you to knock her up, so she'd own you.. 

[SCB]

People constantly misusing "ironic" in a sentence.

"Wow, we're both eating breakfast! That's so ironic".

No it's not.

[BobbyR]

apparently a lot of people are annoyed that Dan gets annoyed

I find it annoying when a person waits to be told the total before they start digging for their credit card or money

[tdub]

when i'm about to smash some bitch, and i fake like i'm about to raw dog it, AND SHE SAYS NOTHING.

Gotta be careful, women are pretty trigger happy about the "non consent doesn't equal consent" thing.

Of course, maybe she wanted you to knock her up, so she'd own you.. 

i'm not scared of kids. i'll punch a bitch in the stomach.

its the AIDS

you gotta understand, i bangs the sluts

[Chus-Kay]

People constantly misusing "ironic" in a sentence.

"Wow, we're both eating breakfast! That's so ironic".

No it's not.

ironically, i was just about to post the same thing.

[BlackLight]

The word "hubby" - the pet name women have for their husbands.

[Proud Virgin]

when i'm about to smash some bitch, and i fake like i'm about to raw dog it, AND SHE SAYS NOTHING.

Gotta be careful, women are pretty trigger happy about the "non consent doesn't equal consent" thing.

Of course, maybe she wanted you to knock her up, so she'd own you.. 

i'm not scared of kids. i'll punch a bitch in the stomach.

its the AIDS

you gotta understand, i bangs the sluts

So you bang your mom?

No surprise. You're so ugly she's the only one that'll have you.

Come at me bro.