Topic: Lady sports entertainers

[Zandrax]

[Handsome Padje]

"look she's a doctor who fan, like me! and a virgin, like me! and if anyone ever talks to her that isn't me, I'll stay at home and cut my arms with glass"

Is there any way of finding out a list of names that have bought these ladies wishlist items?

[bryce]

poor girl.....

when does she shower longer

1) after working out

2) after a wrestling match

3) an autograph session after hugging the same 33 crucial crew members who were at the same autograph signing as last week, except this time they were wearing the captain america shirt as opposed to the punisher skull shirt

[Linus]

"look she's a doctor who fan, like me! and a virgin, like me! and if anyone ever talks to her that isn't me, I'll stay at home and cut my arms with glass"

Is there any way of finding out a list of names that have bought these ladies wishlist items?

I believe the sex offenders register would probably cover everyone, but you might get some bronies in there too.

[Handsome Padje]

poor girl.....

when does she shower longer

1) after working out

2) after a wrestling match

3) an autograph session after hugging the same 33 crucial crew members who were at the same autograph signing as last week, except this time they were wearing the captain america shirt as opposed to the punisher skull shirt

There's a convention trick women like this use. As the guy gets lined up for a photo, they put their arm around their large husk. It means they have to touch the unwashed, but it prevents them from being touched themselves. It's easier to retire and eventually amputate the hand, than live life without a soul.

[FATSEXY]

You know what's worse than a bunch of nerds gathered together at a Star Trek convention?
 
What's worse is when a subgroup of the nerds at the Star Trek convention decide that they will start tearing down the other nerds at the convention to make themselves feel like maybe they're not as bad as "those kinds of nerds".
 
So what we have here is a subgroup of nerds, who probably watch Dr. Who religiously and who (I'm just guessing) have shot many a hand-propelled load thinking about a threesome with Annie and Britta, standing around and saying, "Hey, look at how nerdy that guy is."
 
Well, go fuck yourselfs, motherfuckers!! I'm going to jack off to every goddamn one of these pictures just to prove a fucking point.

[Zandrax]

Yeah, stupid fucking nerds. You obviously would have a much better shot at banging this if you dropped your nerd shit

[bryce]

You know what's worse than a bunch of nerds gathered together at a Star Trek convention?
 
What's worse is when a subgroup of the nerds at the Star Trek convention decide that they will start tearing down the other nerds at the convention to make themselves feel like maybe they're not as bad as "those kinds of nerds".
 
So what we have here is a subgroup of nerds, who probably watch Dr. Who religiously and who (I'm just guessing) have shot many a hand-propelled load thinking about a threesome with Annie and Britta, standing around and saying, "Hey, look at how nerdy that guy is."
 
Well, go fuck yourselfs, motherfuckers!! I'm going to jack off to every goddamn one of these pictures just to prove a fucking point.

jaime,

you are so cute with your typing sometimes.......

to me, its more about tna being tna....not your adorable little reason above

awwww 

[FATSEXY]

Not now, brice. I'm working up a batch to the comic book pic.

[bryce]

Not now, brice. I'm working up a batch to the comic book pic.

oh sorry, did mean to intrude

hey did you know matt hardy hit that?  good old matt hardy,  THE HARDY BOYS EXTREME!!!!!  yep....matt hardy



anyways, sorry for bothering you.....back to work

[FATSEXY]

What's your point? How many chicks have you banged before? Do you not think that some of them had some real winners in the black book? This is a trick question if you turn it around on me, because I'm the questionable motherfucker in their black books *crotch chops at Brinus.
 
 

[bryce]

What's your point? How many chicks have you banged before? Do you not think that some of them had some real winners in the black book? This is a trick question if you turn it around on me, because I'm the questionable motherfucker in their black books *crotch chops at Brinus.

just though you'd be down to let matt join in on your fantasy.....

[FATSEXY]

Don't think I'm not gonna jack to that picture, rybce.
 
You remember when he said something about his guts hanging out? That's from his anus prolapsing. He power bottomed for so many wrestlers that his asshole fell apart. *fap fap fap*

[bryce]

Don't think I'm not gonna jack to that picture, rybce.

more for me then

[Chus-Kay]

that photo is so touched up it's blinding.

[Handsome Padje]

Yeah, stupid fucking nerds. You obviously would have a much better shot at banging this if you dropped your nerd shit

This attempt at...whatever this is supposed to be is very amusing and also unfair, given the help on offer in this thread. You are being patronised by models and their agents and photographers that think of you as nothing but worms. Spineless Virgin Worms is the group a lot of these photos are aimed at, designed to whip the friendless into an erotic fury, another picture of a hot girl with dead eyes holding a star trek boat, or an assault rifle, or a playstation controller, as the intended market pours salt down their urethra and slams their penis in a phone book.

Do we want to be those people? Do we want to be Spineless Virgin Worms?

Certainly not I!

[bryce]

"hot girl with dead eyes"


"star trek boat"


 

[Niall]

This thread has completely lost its innocence.

[FATSEXY]

This attempt at...whatever this is supposed to be is very amusing and also unfair, given the help on offer in this thread. You are being patronised by models and their agents and photographers that think of you as nothing but worms. Spineless Virgin Worms is the group a lot of these photos are aimed at, designed to whip the friendless into an erotic fury, another picture of a hot girl with dead eyes holding a star trek boat, or an assault rifle, or a playstation controller, as the intended market pours salt down their urethra and slams their penis in a phone book.

Do we want to be those people? Do we want to be Spineless Virgin Worms?

Certainly not I!

How is that any different from MILF Hunter or Bang Bus or Money Talks or Lady Sonia Lady Sonia, I promise you folks, if there is ever a textbook written on blowjobs, and Lady Sonia isn't the author, editor, and illustrator, there is no justice in the world.

[SouthpawJosh]

Wow... this thread has derailed off the tracks.

[FATSEXY]

Wow... this thread has derailed off the tracks.

A1 Podcast Thread of the Week!!

I've missed the last month of podcasts due to my fucking iPhone being a piece o SHIT!!

[Zandrax]

A1 Podcast Thread of the Week!!

I've missed the last month of podcasts due to my fucking iPhone being a piece o SHIT!!

It would be the first two time TOTW if memory serves.

[Zandrax]

[FreebirdSTF]

Another way to put this Z is that these pictures of hot chicks feigning interest in nerd things is like the waitresses at Hooters flirting with the guys who think, "She really likes me."

[Niall]