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White Ranger vs. Unlce Sam

White Ranger
15 (68.2%)
Uncle Sam
7 (31.8%)

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Voting closed: September 28, 2010, 10:41:35 AM

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Asskickers R1: White Ranger vs. Uncle Sam
« on: September 26, 2010, 10:41:35 AM »


After he lost the Green Ranger powers, the Power Rangers team was down to five. To keep up with the increasing intensity of Lord Zedd's attacks, Zordon created new White Ranger Powers and gave them to the only one he felt was worthy of receiving them - Tommy. With the Tiger Power Coin, Tommy rejoined the team and led them into one victory after another. White Ranger's power weapon is Saba, a talking Sabre that also controls the Tigerzord. As White Ranger, Tommy gained enhanced strength, speed, and durability as well as limited energy projection. He wore a special shield around his chest which protected him from many attacks. His powers were greater than those of the other Rangers, making him a nearly invincible opponent. When Tommy lost his powers after Rito Revolto's attack on Angel Grove, he gained new powers with the Falcon Power Coin given to him by Ninjor on the Rangers' journey to the Temple of Power.

The Falcon Power Coin was later destroyed by Zedd and Rita when Master Vile reversed time and reverted the Rangers to children. When the Rangers obtained Zeo Powers, Tommy became the Red Zeo Ranger. Another power upgrade later made him the Red Turbo Ranger, powers which he eventually passed on to a successor, TJ. Tommy returned years later as the Red Zeo Ranger to lead 9 other Red Rangers on a mission to prevent the Machine Empire from using Serpentera to destroy Earth.

When Rita Repulsa's brother, Rito Revolto, came to Earth, he succeeded in destroying the Thunderzords and the Rangers' powers. The six teens had to travel to the Temple of Power, where the legendary warrior Ninjor gave them all the power of Ninja. Using this power, they could all transform into the Ninja Rangers, then morph into Power Rangers and take command of the Ninja Zords. The White Ninja Ranger has heightened strength, speed, and durability. Also has the powers of ground swimming, line of sight teleportation, phasing, multiplication, energy projection, hypnotic persuasion, and many other "ninja magic" powers. Presumably, all Ninja Rangers have the same powers, although not each one has demonstrated all of them.

Master Vile once used the Orb of Doom to revert the Rangers into powerless children. To restore their ages, and obtain new powers, the children had to each retrieve a Zeo crystal.

Tommy was given his crystal by a wise old shaman, who taught him to see with his heart.

http://www.rangercentral.com/mmpr-rg-tommy2.htm



Uncle Sam has demonstrated various powers, including super strength, invulnerability, the ability to alter his size, enhanced speed, and some degree of clairvoyance. He is also shown to be able to transport himself and others to a pocket of an alternate dimension called The Heartland; he does this to Doll Man in issue #2 of Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters. His power is said to be in direct proportion of the belief people have in the idea of America, therefore his powers are presumably malleable to some degree. In Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters, Father Time states that tests indicate Sam is not a human, meta-, or magical being, and the results on what he is are inconclusive. In issue #3 of Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters, he states that he does not have the ability to fly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Sam_%28comics%29

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Re: Asskickers R1: White Ranger vs. Uncle Sam
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2010, 08:30:27 PM »
White Ranger was a tool who lost his flute.  Jason was the best ranger anyways.

Uncle Sam was the spirit of America.  And he's getting beat by that pony-tailed douche Tommy.

Boo, Slugfest.  Boo.

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Re: Asskickers R1: White Ranger vs. Uncle Sam
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2010, 08:32:34 PM »
don't be stupid, dummy. white ranger just won his mma debut. he's For Real.

if uncle sam is truly the spirit of america he will come into this fight too fat and asthmatic to put together any substantial offense.
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Re: Asskickers R1: White Ranger vs. Uncle Sam
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2010, 09:00:23 PM »
no, that would be the fake uncle sam and steve rogers uncle sam who knows everything that is right with america would show up and kick fat sam's ass.

it's been done.  i bought the 2-issue graphic novel.

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Re: Asskickers R1: White Ranger vs. Uncle Sam
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2010, 09:04:11 PM »
White Ranger is winning because Sam is only as powerful as Americans' belief in the USA. Since Obama is destroying everything that was so gingerly put in place by the brave George W Bush and The Republicans Sam is feeling the effects.

[spoiler]yes, it was a very bad joke[/spoiler]

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Re: Asskickers R1: White Ranger vs. Uncle Sam
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2010, 09:43:30 PM »
White Ranger is winning because Sam is only as powerful as Americans' belief in the USA. Since Obama is destroying everything that was so gingerly put in place by the brave George W Bush and The Republicans Sam is feeling the effects.

[spoiler]yes, it was a very bad joke[/spoiler]

So are you saying Uncle Sam is black now?

If that were the case, we'd now have a White Ranger beating on a Black Uncle Sam.

Shame, Slugfest.  Shame.

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Re: Asskickers R1: White Ranger vs. Uncle Sam
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2010, 09:53:41 PM »
whites over blacks is the natural order of things.

it's how we know boxing is crooked.
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Re: Asskickers R1: White Ranger vs. Uncle Sam
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2010, 10:17:14 PM »
What's the patriotic level of America?

Not that it matters much, considering Sam knocked about Black f'n Adam in a DC universe that mirror's current relatively low patriotic levels..

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Re: Asskickers R1: White Ranger vs. Uncle Sam
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2010, 10:18:29 PM »
White Ranger was a tool who lost his flute.  Jason was the best ranger anyways.

Uncle Sam was the spirit of America.  And he's getting beat by that pony-tailed douche Tommy.

Boo, Slugfest.  Boo.

He was better as a heel.

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Re: Asskickers R1: White Ranger vs. Uncle Sam
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2010, 10:57:29 PM »
Who nominated Uncle Sam? That's like nominating Uncle Sam.

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Re: Asskickers R1: White Ranger vs. Uncle Sam
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2010, 11:30:37 PM »
http://www.majorspoilers.com/hero-history-uncle-sam

Uncle Sam page.

Picture heavy, and pretty comprehensive.  

I liked the American Scream way better, even though he might not be related.  Basically, he's like a Bizarro version of Sam.  He's unintentionally hilarious because of how over the top deranged he comes across.

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Re: Asskickers R1: White Ranger vs. Uncle Sam
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2010, 11:38:23 AM »
I liked the American Scream way better, even though he might not be related.  Basically, he's like a Bizarro version of Sam.  He's unintentionally hilarious because of how over the top deranged he comes across.

Tell me about it.