It would actually go:
Denim shows up. I say, "Come at me, bro." He knocks me out with one punch. I have to be The Guy Denim Knocked Out for the next 40 years. While on A1- in the year 2052, Denim posts about being in an old folks' home. I call the computer police and backtrace his location. I show up, wheel over to his bed, and knock the FUCK out of him, winning the blowoff match. I then have "DD=KTFO" on my headstone.