Author Topic: Raw is John Cena > 18 wheeler (Read 7360 times)

Great RAWr. The Rock has been slowly coming back to give Cena a chance, if he had come out in full Rock mode from the start, no one would be cheering for Cena. No one, except me.

SouthpawJosh · « **Reply #57 on:** March 20, 2012, 08:58:01 AM »

Quote from: Niall on March 19, 2012, 10:36:20 PM

Yeah, just rewatched the Kane/Show segment. Not a single sighting of Douglas. Unlucky Shane, you psycho.

I re-watched it this morning. You can see him for approx 5-7 seconds total.

FATSEXY · « **Reply #58 on:** March 20, 2012, 09:08:36 AM »

Quote from: SouthpawJosh on March 20, 2012, 08:58:01 AM

I re-watched it this morning. You can see him for approx 5-7 seconds total.

I almost feel sorry for the guy. That's really pathetic.

SouthpawJosh · « **Reply #59 on:** March 20, 2012, 09:15:35 AM »

Quote from: FATSEXY on March 20, 2012, 09:08:36 AM

I almost feel sorry for the guy. That's really pathetic.

He got more pub at the Resistance Pro debut show. Anyway, you see his shirt more than his face on RAW, so that's even worse.

glacier890 · « **Reply #60 on:** March 20, 2012, 11:16:08 AM »

Shane probably got the idea watching Nash's run in at Summerslam.

Chus-Kay · « **Reply #61 on:** March 20, 2012, 11:19:05 AM »

Quote from: glacier890 on March 20, 2012, 11:16:08 AM

Shane probably got the idea watching Nash's run in at Summerslam.

or the 1000 other "invasion angles"

or he's just an idiot.

FATSEXY · « **Reply #62 on:** March 20, 2012, 11:39:21 AM »

Best case scenario is we find out Big Johnny called him and told him, "Yeah man, we're starting an invasion angle with you and the ECW guys storming the ring. Huh? No, no need to sign a contract, just show up and go for it, we'll see you there."

FATSEXY · « **Reply #63 on:** March 20, 2012, 11:39:51 AM »

Also... AJ looked... amazing. Oh my. Would smash.

Zandrax · « **Reply #64 on:** March 20, 2012, 08:30:15 PM »

3.1 rating

They lost 200,000 viewers in the second hour. The hour that had Rock, Cena, HHH, Undertaker, and Shawn Michaels...

Niall · « **Reply #65 on:** March 20, 2012, 09:26:47 PM »

I blame Undertaker. They should start jobbing him to everyone right away.

FATSEXY · « **Reply #66 on:** March 20, 2012, 10:21:12 PM »

March Madness

EDGECRUSHER · « **Reply #67 on:** March 21, 2012, 02:11:55 AM »

NCAA wasn't on last night, unless you count the lesbian tournament.

CM Punk spin - "Viewers liked what I said, but hated what HHH said".

HHH spin - "By the time it was my turn to speak, Punk lost all the viewers".

Truthfully, I don't care as Punk is all but guaranteed to have at least a 6 month title reign, and that's good. It's not perfect with the WWE's insistence he talks about bad breath and how everyone is a fag, but it's definitely better than Cena reign # 29.

FATSEXY · « **Reply #68 on:** March 21, 2012, 08:10:12 AM »

A good indicator that Punk is just a transitional champ is that he's been champ for over half a year (it seems like it, at least) and he's still carrying Cena's belt. They should have had him show up the night after he won it with the old school belt.

EDIT: Punk was amazing on Monday night's show. When they let him be what he wants to be as a character on the mic, he's almost untouchable.

stratknight · « **Reply #69 on:** March 21, 2012, 08:28:56 AM »

Quote from: FATSEXY on March 20, 2012, 11:39:21 AM

Best case scenario is we find out Big Johnny called him and told him, "Yeah man, we're starting an invasion angle with you and the ECW guys storming the ring. Huh? No, no need to sign a contract, just show up and go for it, we'll see you there."

This made me laugh really hard.

freud mayweather · « **Reply #70 on:** March 21, 2012, 08:38:55 AM »

i'm just catching up on raw now, but did anyone see that albert promo and get real excited for a minute about a potential hakushi comeback? that guy was the shit.

Chus-Kay · « **Reply #71 on:** March 21, 2012, 09:51:47 AM »

Quote from: freud mayweather on March 21, 2012, 08:38:55 AM

i'm just catching up on raw now, but did anyone see that albert promo and get real excited for a minute about a potential hakushi comeback? that guy was the shit.

i'm just hoping albert brings that sweet katana to the ring. that's some foreign object.

FATSEXY · « **Reply #72 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:02:27 AM »

Quote from: Brandon Stroud

Best: Chris Jericho, Ultimate Self-Confidence Troll
A few weeks ago, I complained that despite advertising a completely new character, Chris Jericho had returned as the dour, suit-wearing Best In The World At What He Does Chris Jericho in 2007 Y2J’s clothes. Granted, I love Parasites And Sycophants Chris Jericho, but I’d been hoping for something we hadn’t seen a thousand times before.
I think I may’ve been mistaken. The early, wonderful trolling of Jericho’s return hasn’t gone away, he’s just morphed it INTO the meanfaced guy. Because he can’t just run up to CM Punk in a flashing jacket and point at him for a reaction, he’s got to troll Punk with the only thing that CAN troll Punk — family issues and substance abuse discussions.
That’s brilliant. Punk’s been smirking his way through the main-event since the Summer, because sure, he likes wrestling and he wants the championship, but he doesn’t really care about that, at least in the way he cares about being Straight Edge and better than everyone else. So Jericho wisely decides to poke him in that soft spot, and in the way a guy on a forum might bait you into getting really pissed off about stuff and say he’s “just kidding” or “doesn’t care”, Jericho says “hey Punk your dad’s an alcoholic and your sister is Wendy from Breaking Bad” and Punk can’t keep on the facade, he gets all BLAGHHH I HAVE DARED TO RESIST DRUGS AND ALCOHOL LET ME EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU EXTENSIVELY I WILL BECOME A MONSTER et al. and Jericho just trollfaces and types “u mad” with his mouth.
He’s just kidding. He doesn’t care if Punk drinks or not, he just wants to mess with him. I don’t think he even wants to win the match. He knows what he’s saying is bullsh*t, and that the stuff he said about people ripping him off was bullsh*t, he’s just On The Internet In Real Life.

Best and Worst of Raw

Leatherface · « **Reply #73 on:** March 21, 2012, 11:53:26 AM »

Quote from: freud mayweather on March 21, 2012, 08:38:55 AM

i'm just catching up on raw now, but did anyone see that albert promo and get real excited for a minute about a potential hakushi comeback? that guy was the shit.

I did! Ask Torgo if you don't believe me

bryce · « **Reply #74 on:** March 21, 2012, 12:22:51 PM »

roll on highway, roll on along.....roll on daddy till you get back home

roll on family, roll on crew

roll on momma, like i asked you to do

and roll on 18 wheeler, roll on