omg I was so much smarter than the other kids they didn't like me. boo hoo!
I was bullied extensively by the commoners in my class who couldn't tie their shoes at 3 years of age. They would approach me and say, "Hey, do you want to come to a party this weekend?" and I would say, "Do you realize that you are on a rock, hurtling through space? And that most of the surface is covered with water? So you will either meander around your meaningless existence until you die here on the land, or you'll end up in the water, where you will be drowned, then consumed by creatures, until eventually you are fish feces on the bottom of the ocean's floor. If not, you'll be worm feces. Either way, this life always ends up as shit."