Author Topic: Someone Tell Jose Bautista... (Read 6279 times)

BlackLight · « **Reply #25 on:** September 24, 2010, 06:32:24 PM »

If I'm Bautista, and assuming I'm clean, I offer to take a blood test and have them freeze it, so if they ever come up with a reliable test for HGH, they can test his blood then.

Pebble.2.0 · « **Reply #26 on:** September 25, 2010, 09:33:07 AM »

52 HR's, and he was a full time player in 2007 and had 15 HR's.

Webweaver · « **Reply #27 on:** September 27, 2010, 06:49:53 PM »

Quote from: KoppoKick on September 23, 2010, 11:42:06 PM

An even 50.

26th man all time to reach 50 in one season.

Every homer has been pulled to Left or Left Center.

They all count the same. There is no defense against the HR.

EDGECRUSHER · « **Reply #28 on:** September 28, 2010, 10:01:16 PM »

Funny note; every time something negative happened to Jose in this game, whether it be a called strike or he popped up, he has screamed "FUCK!!!" very loudly. You might even say, he has been in a rage.

Just to reiterate, Jose has the biggest single season HR increase of all-time. All the others who are close to his all-time mark, are steroid users or Davey Johnson.

Proud Virgin · « **Reply #29 on:** September 28, 2010, 10:28:02 PM »

Quote from: EDGECRUSHER on September 28, 2010, 10:01:16 PM

Funny note; every time something negative happened to Jose in this game, whether it be a called strike or he popped up, he has screamed "FUCK!!!" very loudly. You might even say, he has been in a rage.

Just to reiterate, Jose has the biggest single season HR increase of all-time. All the others who are close to his all-time mark, are steroid users or Davey Johnson.

Joe McCarthy, is that you?

And if saying FUCK is the biggest indication of juicing than I'm on more gear than Greg Valentino

BlackLight · « **Reply #30 on:** September 28, 2010, 10:37:16 PM »

On one hand, I would have to question why anyone would actually cheat at this point. It's one to have done it before, when the only risk you really ran was getting caught. Now, even if you don't get caught, you have people calling you a cheater regardless.

On the other hand, I might just buy that this guy started juicing so as to up his HR total by 15, or something totally legitimate-looking, that could easily net him a bigger contract without drawing any real suspicion. But once he started launching, he was all like, "This is fun," and kept going with it, deciding the presumption of guilt was worth it.

KoppoKick · « **Reply #31 on:** September 28, 2010, 10:39:20 PM »

Or he could be having a great season.

Proud Virgin · « **Reply #32 on:** October 08, 2010, 10:28:05 AM »

Let's look at his performance the second half of last year. Strong numbers. Let's look at the new people he's had a chance to work with. Just a change here and there can be all the difference.

So I'm saying no roids but it is funny to hear any Yankees fan putting the scarlet letter of roids on any player.

A Very Smug Bear · « **Reply #33 on:** October 08, 2010, 11:44:02 AM »

Quote from: Proud Virgin on October 08, 2010, 10:28:05 AM

Let's look at his performance the second half of last year. Strong numbers. Let's look at the new people he's had a chance to work with. Just a change here and there can be all the difference.

So I'm saying no roids but it is funny to hear any Yankees fan putting the scarlet letter of roids on any player.

Your team had the biggest roid head of all time dipshit.

Every team had roiders, don't act like the Yankees had more than any other team

Proud Virgin · « **Reply #34 on:** October 08, 2010, 11:55:04 AM »

I've been VERY CLEAR dating back to the old board that I think every player should be required to be juiced up and coked out of their skulls before stepping on to the field load that should have been swallowed.

But Yankee fans seem to be the biggest roid cops of all which is funny considering their history.

A Very Smug Bear · « **Reply #35 on:** October 08, 2010, 01:24:52 PM »

Quote from: Proud Virgin on October 08, 2010, 11:55:04 AM

But Yankee fans seem to be the biggest roid cops of all which is funny considering their history.

Explain this steroid filled history to me.

Prime · « **Reply #36 on:** October 08, 2010, 01:38:39 PM »

Don't be thinking ill of the Last Real Good Blue Jay.

Is he bigger physically than he was last year? I haven't seen that mentioned. Just like a golfer can work with a new swing coach, or a pitcher with a new mechanic, some simple tips can really change around a performance.

It's like giving Ricky Vaughn glasses.

Even as a teenager, I went to a Bemidji State baseball camp and inside of 5 days, I came out a much stronger hitter and pitcher. I can't imagine the progress that someone with actual talent like someone in the majors could make in a short period of time.

Proud Virgin · « **Reply #37 on:** October 08, 2010, 08:41:25 PM »

Quote from: A Very Smug Bear on October 08, 2010, 01:24:52 PM

Explain this steroid filled history to me.

Petite
Clemens
Giambi

Meanwhile outside of Bonds I can't think of another big Giant name that has been linked (mind you it's probably because Barry was doing enough for seven different teams)

Proud Virgin · « **Reply #38 on:** October 08, 2010, 08:42:26 PM »

Quote from: Prime on October 08, 2010, 01:38:39 PM

Don't be thinking ill of the Last Real Good Blue Jay.

Is he bigger physically than he was last year? I haven't seen that mentioned. Just like a golfer can work with a new swing coach, or a pitcher with a new mechanic, some simple tips can really change around a performance.

It's like giving Ricky Vaughn glasses.

Even as a teenager, I went to a Bemidji State baseball camp and inside of 5 days, I came out a much stronger hitter and pitcher. I can't imagine the progress that someone with actual talent like someone in the majors could make in a short period of time.

I think I said that.

I think.

EDGECRUSHER · « **Reply #39 on:** October 10, 2010, 05:22:17 PM »

Quote from: KoppoKick on September 28, 2010, 10:39:20 PM

Or he could be having a great season.

It is possible, but almost statistically impossible. It's just too large of a jump from season to season to not point to steroids. It's like when the odds of Bonds hitting 73 Homeruns at Age 37 was something like 3 Million to 1. Sure, it's possible, but so is winning the lottery.... twice.

Also, Bautista has the juice brow and I saw him scream "FUCK" no less than 4 times in the Jays last series.

Proud Virgin · « **Reply #40 on:** October 10, 2010, 06:50:41 PM »

Quote from: EDGECRUSHER on October 10, 2010, 05:22:17 PM

It is possible, but almost statistically impossible. It's just too large of a jump from season to season to not point to steroids. It's like when the odds of Bonds hitting 73 Homeruns at Age 37 was something like 3 Million to 1. Sure, it's possible, but so is winning the lottery.... twice.

Also, Bautista has the juice brow and I saw him scream "FUCK" no less than 4 times in the Jays last series.

The last one is a TERRIBLE example of proof that a guy is on roids.

Swearing in sports is as common as well swearing in sports.

Proud Virgin · « **Reply #41 on:** October 10, 2010, 06:53:20 PM »

Well if you love pitching then this Braves/Giants series has been a total wet dream for you.

Our offenses outside 1 or 2 guys just sucks. If the Giants win it all it will be the ultimate example of pitching wins championships.

Jesus 11 strikes outs for Sanchez now. Only three away from tying Lincecum.

A Very Smug Bear · « **Reply #42 on:** October 13, 2010, 04:49:42 PM »

Quote from: Proud Virgin on October 08, 2010, 08:41:25 PM

Petite
Clemens
Giambi

Meanwhile outside of Bonds I can't think of another big Giant name that has been linked (mind you it's probably because Barry was doing enough for seven different teams)

Wow that's a long list of guys who were clearly on steroids before they got to the Yankees and a guy who did it once when he was on another team.

KoppoKick · « **Reply #43 on:** October 16, 2010, 02:09:45 AM »

Andy Pettitte and Ron Washington are two unlucky guys. The one time they ever used illegal drugs it was documented and they were publicly outed. Damn their luck!

Little Jimmy · « **Reply #44 on:** October 16, 2010, 11:27:44 AM »

Quote from: KoppoKick on October 16, 2010, 02:09:45 AM

Andy Pettitte and Ron Washington are two unlucky guys. The one time they ever used illegal drugs it was documented and they were publicly outed. Damn their luck!

LOL, how do you give someone a +1?

EDGECRUSHER · « **Reply #45 on:** October 16, 2010, 02:16:05 PM »

Quote from: KoppoKick on October 16, 2010, 02:09:45 AM

Andy Pettitte and Ron Washington are two unlucky guys. The one time they ever used illegal drugs it was documented and they were publicly outed. Damn their luck!

Yes, Andy Pettitte just took 1 CC of HGH mixed in with B12 and he had a 2.39 ERA out of sheer coincidence. He should not be mocked for this but pitied for his misfortune and $150 Million career total earnings.