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Re: WWEN: Elimination Chamber (5/31/2015)
« Reply #50 on: June 01, 2015, 03:54:33 PM »
Dusty Rhodes was always a fat guy, but he was a well conditioned fat guy.


No he wasn't. But he was a fat guy with a splotch who would take his shirt off and let shit fly. Fatty Owens just fats in there with his sleeveless shirt and fats everywhere. Oh sure, he's going to juice his goddamn ass off like everyone in The Shield did and then he'll take his shirt off, but you know what? Fuck you. Wait, you're Zandrax, I like you. Fuck Torgo!!!


How come a guy coming in and getting a win over Cena his first match doesn't piss any of you off? Work with me on this.

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Re: WWEN: Elimination Chamber (5/31/2015)
« Reply #51 on: June 01, 2015, 03:56:10 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rabp77DSwA


Every Kevin Steen promo ever.

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Re: WWEN: Elimination Chamber (5/31/2015)
« Reply #52 on: June 01, 2015, 04:24:21 PM »
How come a guy coming in and getting a win over Cena his first match doesn't piss any of you off? Work with me on this.

Can't please everyone. KO wins, and we get reactions like yours. Cena wins, and they'll take shit for burying KO.

I think KO/Cena has been done well so far. Cena gives a new guy (to WWE) a rub and KO looks bad ass.

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Re: WWEN: Elimination Chamber (5/31/2015)
« Reply #53 on: June 01, 2015, 05:00:51 PM »
Can't please everyone. KO wins, and we get reactions like yours. Cena wins, and they'll take shit for burying KO.

I think KO/Cena has been done well so far. Cena gives a new guy (to WWE) a rub and KO looks bad ass.

Plus Cena is invincible in the way that he can lose to anybody and still be over. He is not hurt by the occasional loss because, well, he's John Cena.

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Re: WWEN: Elimination Chamber (5/31/2015)
« Reply #54 on: June 01, 2015, 07:25:30 PM »
I can't tell if Fatty's KO hate is due to baby oil-fueled latent homosexuality or if he's just projecting his fat shaming.

  Please let it be gay. 

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Re: WWEN: Elimination Chamber (5/31/2015)
« Reply #55 on: June 01, 2015, 07:31:29 PM »

No he wasn't. But he was a fat guy with a splotch who would take his shirt off and let shit fly. Fatty Owens just fats in there with his sleeveless shirt and fats everywhere. Oh sure, he's going to juice his goddamn ass off like everyone in The Shield did and then he'll take his shirt off, but you know what? Fuck you. Wait, you're Zandrax, I like you. Fuck Torgo!!!


How come a guy coming in and getting a win over Cena his first match doesn't piss any of you off? Work with me on this.

Because you can't build credible new threats by having them come in, attack the top guy, and then lose. That's how you kill a guy before he even gets started. That's why Brock had to beat the Undertaker's streak to get strong again, because losses to Cena and HHH were neutering him.

So you're the guy who wants SuperCena to continue to steamroll over every new talent that he faces...you're the fuggin' problem, pal, not us!

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Re: WWEN: Elimination Chamber (5/31/2015)
« Reply #56 on: June 02, 2015, 07:49:46 AM »
Here's my review.

http://www.southatlantawrestling.com/2015/06/elimination-chamber-review.html

I thought the show worked pretty well for what it was.  Owens/Cena got right up to the point where it was too much like a Kurt Angle "MOVEZ" match, but didn't cross that line.  The Dusty Finish worked because of the execution by the individuals involved.  Dean Ambrose as People's Champ is pretty cool.

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Re: WWEN: Elimination Chamber (5/31/2015)
« Reply #57 on: June 03, 2015, 08:36:09 PM »
Here's my review.

http://www.southatlantawrestling.com/2015/06/elimination-chamber-review.html

I thought the show worked pretty well for what it was.  Owens/Cena got right up to the point where it was too much like a Kurt Angle "MOVEZ" match, but didn't cross that line.  The Dusty Finish worked because of the execution by the individuals involved.  Dean Ambrose as People's Champ is pretty cool.

The IC title chamber...I have no recollection of it. It was really boring from what I saw, and apparently there was a MAJOR fuck up with Mark Henry getting let in too early and them having no idea how to improv the match around him. I remember Daniel Bryan coming in and calling Ryback "The Ryback."

Naomi is great. I could watch her wrestle for hours. Mostly because of her light up shoes.

I do not like what you said about KO's voice. His accent is barely noticeable unless you're looking for it and he's very friendly to animals.

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Re: WWEN: Elimination Chamber (5/31/2015)
« Reply #58 on: June 06, 2015, 01:09:41 PM »
I disagree on his accent.  It's quite noticeable.  It's not a huge issue, but it's not a great pro-wrestling voice IMHO.

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Re: WWEN: Elimination Chamber (5/31/2015)
« Reply #59 on: June 06, 2015, 05:15:48 PM »
I disagree on his accent.  It's quite noticeable.  It's not a huge issue, but it's not a great pro-wrestling voice IMHO.

You're racist against the Canadians.

I bet Bulgarians shouldn't cut promos either in your house!

What would be a good wrestling voice for him? Should he growl more? Talk like a monster?

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Re: WWEN: Elimination Chamber (5/31/2015)
« Reply #60 on: June 07, 2015, 11:39:18 AM »
to be fair, everyone should growl more and talk like monsters.
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Re: WWEN: Elimination Chamber (5/31/2015)
« Reply #61 on: June 07, 2015, 01:28:23 PM »
to be fair, everyone should growl more and talk like monsters.

Well then it's only a matter of time before The Ascension are the top guys.

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Re: WWEN: Elimination Chamber (5/31/2015)
« Reply #62 on: June 07, 2015, 05:30:11 PM »
Hey Torgo before I forget, Community did a trailer for a Portuguese rip off of Gremlins called Knee High Mischief. If you haven't seen it check it out.
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Re: WWEN: Elimination Chamber (5/31/2015)
« Reply #63 on: June 07, 2015, 06:37:10 PM »
You're racist against the Canadians.

I bet Bulgarians shouldn't cut promos either in your house!

What would be a good wrestling voice for him? Should he growl more? Talk like a monster?

The Bulgarian is one of the best promos in WWE right now.