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Absorbing Man vs. The Thing

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Voting closed: September 17, 2010, 10:42:32 AM

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METAHUMANS R1: Absorbing Man vs. The Thing
« on: September 15, 2010, 10:42:32 AM »


Courtesy of a magical potion, Crusher Creel has the ability to duplicate the properties of anything he touches - gas, liquid, solid or even energy sources. This transformation also extends to the clothing and ball and chain that Creel was wearing when the potion took effect (for example, if Creel touches the metal titanium, his body; clothing and ball and chain would take on the appearance and properties of titanium). If the object is large (e.g., a building), Creel can absorb sufficient mass to attain the same height. Creel also retains his intellect and capacity for speech and full physical movement (although the character's first attempt at absorbing water cost Creel his sanity when he drifted apart) and can reform if his body is damaged in any way whilst in altered form.

Creel's overall power increases in direct proportion to the strength of the material absorbed. There appears to be no limit to what Creel can absorb, as he has absorbed the properties of bronze, cocaine, Odin's Cosmic Bolt and later cyclonic storm, diamond, glass, light, rock, silk, soil, spikes, steel, Thor's uru hammer Mjolnir, water, and even the properties of Asgard itself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absorbing_Man#Powers_and_abilities



As a result of a mutagenic effect due to exposure to cosmic radiation, the Thing possesses high levels of superhuman strength, stamina, and resistance to physical injury. His strength has continued to increase over the years due to a combination of further mutation and special exercise equipment designed for him by Reed Richards.

He is capable of surviving impacts of great strength and force without sustaining injury, as his body is covered with an orange, flexible, rock-like hide. He is also able to withstand gunfire from high caliber weapons as well as armor piercing rounds. It is possible to breach his exterior however, and he does bleed as a result. The Thing's highly advanced musculature generates fewer fatigue toxins during physical activity, granting him superhuman levels of stamina.

Aside from his physical attributes, the Thing's senses can withstand greater levels of sensory stimulation than an ordinary human, with the exception of his sense of touch. His lungs possess greater efficiency and volume than those of an ordinary human. As a result, the Thing is capable of holding his breath for much greater periods of time.

Despite his brutish, even monstrous form, the Thing suffers no change in his personality nor his level of intelligence. Despite his greatly increased size, the Thing's agility and reflexes remain at the same level they had been prior to his transformation.

The Thing is an exceptionally skilled pilot, due to his time spent as a test pilot in the United States Air Force and as a member of the Fantastic Four. He is also a formidable and relentless hand to hand combatant. His fighting style incorporates elements of boxing, wrestling, judo, jujutsu, and street-fighting techniques, as well as hand to hand combat training from the military.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thing_%28comics%29#Powers_and_abilities

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Re: METAHUMANS R1: Absorbing Man vs. The Thing
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2010, 02:55:18 PM »
So what you're saying is that Absorbing Man can essentially absorb the Thing, right?  Cause that pretty much seals it for me.

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Re: METAHUMANS R1: Absorbing Man vs. The Thing
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2010, 04:06:12 PM »
So what you're saying is that Absorbing Man can essentially absorb the Thing, right?  Cause that pretty much seals it for me.

Absorbing Man's problem is that he is probably one of the five stupidest motherfuckers on the planet and that he will inevitable absorb a piece of glass by accident and end up getting shattered with one punch.

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Re: METAHUMANS R1: Absorbing Man vs. The Thing
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2010, 04:14:44 PM »
Is this guy part of the fucking Wrecking Crew???

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Re: METAHUMANS R1: Absorbing Man vs. The Thing
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2010, 10:56:53 PM »
I'm pretty sure Benjamin Grimm has kicked Absorby's ass already.  Multiple times.

Ol Granite Butt for the win.

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Re: METAHUMANS R1: Absorbing Man vs. The Thing
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2010, 04:26:47 AM »
So what you're saying is that Absorbing Man can essentially absorb the Thing, right?  Cause that pretty much seals it for me.

Absorbing Man's problem is that he is probably one of the five stupidest motherfuckers on the planet and that he will inevitable absorb a piece of glass by accident and end up getting shattered with one punch.


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Re: METAHUMANS R1: Absorbing Man vs. The Thing
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2010, 08:46:50 AM »
Is this guy part of the fucking Wrecking Crew???

No.