Known for consuming exotic ethnic dishes, Bourdain is famous for eating sheep testicles in Morocco, ant eggs in Puebla, Mexico, a raw seal eyeball as part of a traditional Inuit seal hunt, and a whole cobra — beating heart, blood, bile, and meat — in Vietnam. According to Bourdain, the most disgusting thing he has ever eaten is a Chicken McNugget, though he has also declared that the unwashed warthog rectum he ate in Namibia and the fermented shark he ate in Iceland are among "the worst meals of his life."
Bourdain has been known for being an unrepentant drinker and smoker. In a nod to Bourdain's (at the time) two-pack-a-day cigarette habit, renowned chef Thomas Keller once served him a 20-course tasting menu which included a mid-meal "coffee and cigarette": a coffee custard infused with tobacco, together with a foie gras mousse. Bourdain has stopped cigarette smoking as of the summer of 2007, because of the birth of his daughter.
Because of Bourdain's liberal use of profanity and sexual references in his television show No Reservations, the network has prepended viewer discretion advisories to each segment of each episode. In recent seasons, the advisories include animation that is related in some way to the episode.
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A Velociraptor will attack you, either on the street or in your own home; their preferred method is to wear disguises: trench-coats, mustaches, and Darth Vader voice changers are among the favorites. Warn your children against any strangers offering them candy, sex, or the promise of ultimate domination over the galaxy.
The first step to protecting oneself from a Velociraptor is to properly recognize a Velociraptor when spotted. Generally, a Velociraptor will attempt to hide itself beneath a trench-coat, in order to pass unseen.
Velociraptors are notoriously speedy; the average Velociraptor is capable of accelerating at 4m/s2, and will reach its maximum velocity of 25m/s mere seconds after the chase has begun. It is also known that the Velociraptor is equipped to open door. When in pursuit, a Velociraptor will take five minutes to open the first door, and for each subsequent door thereafter, will halve the time it took before (the second door will take two and a half minutes, the third will take one minute fifteen seconds, and so on)[2]. They do, however, find great difficulty in ascending or descending staircases; due to their size, a Velociraptor can climb only short distances at any one given time. It has been suggested that a Velociraptor is capable of flight, though sources differ on this belief.
The Velociraptor hunts in groups, usually consisting of three of the raptors.
The only known natural predator of the Velociraptor is the echidna; in ancient times, some found it a mild repellent to wear an echidna on one's head.
Velociraptors dislike many things that human society and culture might otherwise approve of; it is up to the individual at this point (society is too far-gone to be saved) to protect themselves by avoiding, as best as possible, all of the following (and other similar items, as personal intuition goes):
* Homosexuals.
* Chuck Norris.
* Being eaten.
* Poor grammar (avoid saying "I will eatify you;" it will get you eaten).
* Your mum (cos she's a cow)
* Laughter.
* Happiness.
* Goto statements.
* Bruce Lee.
* You.
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