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Superman vs. Iron Man

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Voting closed: September 26, 2010, 10:27:46 AM

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All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« on: September 24, 2010, 10:27:46 AM »


THE icon of superheroes and one of the original costumed comic book characters. Baby Kal-El was one of the last surviving members of the planet Krypton, which died a horrible explosive death.

Due to his kryptonian physiology Superman's powers are fueled by Earth's yellow sun. Under the energy of a yellow sun, Supes has vast superhuman strength, near invulnerability, heat/x-ray vision, and the ability to fly at light-speed. He can also survive in space without the aid of a suit or breathing apparatus.

Superman does have three main weaknesses. The most commonly known one is kryptonite. That will kill him after prolonged exposure. He is also vulnerable to magic attacks and influence. While magic will not kill him in the context that kryptonite will, but it will harm him far more easily than conventional attacks. Last, but not least, exposure to energy from a red sun (the same sun Krypton was under) will deprive him of his powers and turn him into a normal scale human.



Although he is one of the longest running characters in the Marvel Universe, Iron Man is a "late bloomer" to mainstream popularity. Perhaps this is due to the two blockbuster films released in the last two years.

Tony Stark is a human with no real superpowers, but his incredibly scientific mind has enabled him to construct various armors.

For Slugfest purposes, Iron-Man is using his current "Bleeding Edge" Armor, which is nanotech based. It is comparable to many of his "classic" abilities (supersonic flight, vast strength, and various energy blasts) but can be literally housed inside Tony's body. It also has incredible self-repair abilities, able to repair itself in seconds.

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2010, 12:04:39 PM »
Iron Man punches Superman out with kryptonite gloves and then fucks Lois Lane right in front of him, rawdog.

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2010, 12:28:45 PM »
I voted for Supes, but really, I could see Iron-Man putting up a pretty good fight here.

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 01:41:37 PM »
Iron Man gets owned. 

This isn't even close.  Supes has a HUGE advantage in speed, and the only way Stark is matching him in strength is by overamping, which always drains his batteries.. 

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 01:50:45 PM »
I always saw Tony as a good Lex Luthor. That being said, only Batman beats Superman.

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2010, 01:59:09 PM »
Iron Man gets owned. 

This isn't even close.  Supes has a HUGE advantage in speed, and the only way Stark is matching him in strength is by overamping, which always drains his batteries.. 

Yeah, but you're forgetting the fact that Superman can't please a woman like Tony Stark can.

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2010, 02:00:18 PM »
Iron Man gets owned. 

This isn't even close.  Supes has a HUGE advantage in speed, and the only way Stark is matching him in strength is by overamping, which always drains his batteries.. 

Yeah, but you're forgetting the fact that Superman can't please a woman like Tony Stark can.

What, you think Lois married for for his reporters salary?  :p

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2010, 02:04:55 PM »
What, you think Lois married for for his reporters salary?  :p
I'd say pity.

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2010, 03:18:23 PM »
Iron Man gets owned. 

This isn't even close.  Supes has a HUGE advantage in speed, and the only way Stark is matching him in strength is by overamping, which always drains his batteries.. 

Yeah, but you're forgetting the fact that Superman can't please a woman like Tony Stark can.

How would you know?? :o

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2010, 03:19:23 PM »

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2010, 04:13:52 PM »
1.  Starks a drunk, and everyone knows drunks can't perform.

2.  The only thing Tony Starks in love with is Jack Daniels.

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2010, 04:31:03 PM »
1.  Starks a drunk, and everyone knows drunks can't perform.

2.  The only thing Tony Starks in love with is Jack Daniels.

Superman has a coke habit, and if there's anything that makes a dick limper than a sea cucumber, it's a coke habit.

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2010, 04:33:02 PM »
How would you know?? :o

I just do.

Tom's wife refers to him as Superman in the bedroom.

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2010, 04:39:50 PM »
How would you know?? :o

I just do.

Tom's wife refers to him as Superman in the bedroom.

That's funny, your wife refers to me as Iron Man.

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2010, 05:55:37 PM »
Iron Man punches Superman out with kryptonite gloves and then fucks Lois Lane right in front of him, rawdog.

Iron Man: "Behold! My kryptonite gloves!"

Superman: "Oh, ok, let me just fly a few thousand miles away and then shoot your hands off with my laser eyes, brb."

Iron Man: "You can't do thOW SHIT SON OF A BITCH YOU DID!"

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2010, 05:57:20 PM »
How would you know?? :o

I just do.

Tom's wife refers to him as Superman in the bedroom.

That's funny, your wife refers to me as Iron Man.

Your wife refers to you as the coke head who can't get it up and his wife refers to you as the drunk who can't get it up? Easy there, lady killer.

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2010, 08:09:47 PM »
"Hey superman.  Lex just sent me a pic of your wife all tied up on his bed.  (btw, super hot bro.  nice)  so, you really wanna do this?  Or you wanna go save her and stuff?"

obviously superman has to check it out, leaving the arena, and DQing himself.  what a dummy.

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2010, 08:12:24 PM »
"Hey superman.  Lex just sent me a pic of your wife all tied up on his bed.  (btw, super hot bro.  nice)  so, you really wanna do this?  Or you wanna go save her and stuff?"

obviously superman has to check it out, leaving the arena, and DQing himself.  what a dummy.

He could confirm with his xray vision, or listen for her heartbeat.

Lots of ways to confirm or deny this without leaving the arena.

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2010, 08:14:03 PM »
"Hey superman.  Lex just sent me a pic of your wife all tied up on his bed.  (btw, super hot bro.  nice)  so, you really wanna do this?  Or you wanna go save her and stuff?"

obviously superman has to check it out, leaving the arena, and DQing himself.  what a dummy.

He could confirm with his xray vision, or listen for her heartbeat.

Lots of ways to confirm or deny this without leaving the arena.

super far away; shielded with lead

"cmon bro.  you really think lex didn't think ahead when he kidnapped her.  (again, she's super hot.  the hell you still doin here?)"

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2010, 08:23:51 PM »
Isn't Kara Zor-El going solo in Metropolis lately?  Supes sends her an ultrasonic message to go save Lois, and finishes the fight.

Besides, Luthor ain't getting past Krypto.  Lois is safe in her apartment.  :p

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2010, 08:25:07 PM »
Or, hell with it, Supes goes "Ok, better go save her", knocks Stark out of the arena for the cheap KO wins, and rescues Lois.  :p

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2010, 10:35:46 PM »
"Hey superman.  Lex just sent me a pic of your wife all tied up on his bed.  (btw, super hot bro.  nice)  so, you really wanna do this?  Or you wanna go save her and stuff?"

obviously superman has to check it out, leaving the arena, and DQing himself.  what a dummy.

He could confirm with his xray vision, or listen for her heartbeat.

Lots of ways to confirm or deny this without leaving the arena.

You don't think straight when you're high on coke.

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2010, 10:51:54 PM »
Tom's wife refers to him as Superman in the bedroom.

That's funny, your wife refers to me as Iron Man.

True, but that's only due to your skill at getting the wrinkles out of a silk blouse.

She thinks comic books are for children.
« Last Edit: September 24, 2010, 11:08:13 PM by The_Spoiler »

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2010, 11:04:42 PM »
Iron Man punches Superman out with kryptonite gloves and then fucks Lois Lane right in front of him, rawdog.

Iron Man: "Behold! My kryptonite gloves!"

Superman: "Oh, ok, let me just fly a few thousand miles away and then shoot your hands off with my laser eyes, brb."

Iron Man: "You can't do thOW SHIT SON OF A BITCH YOU DID!"

LOL.  I love both characters, but I see Supes taking this one.

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Re: All-Stars R1: Superman vs. Iron Man
« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2010, 11:18:17 PM »
"Hey superman.  Lex just sent me a pic of your wife all tied up on his bed.  (btw, super hot bro.  nice)  so, you really wanna do this?  Or you wanna go save her and stuff?"

obviously superman has to check it out, leaving the arena, and DQing himself.  what a dummy.

He could confirm with his xray vision, or listen for her heartbeat.

Lots of ways to confirm or deny this without leaving the arena.

You don't think straight when you're high on coke.

You obviously don't read a lot of Superman, or you'd know he's capable of those things and more.

And, if he can't see Lois or hear her heartbeat?  Then he knows for certain she was kidnapped, so confirmation a success, without leaving the arena.  (Like I said, send his friends over to handle it..  Metropolis is full of them.)