Well, I have 9 bucks left on the card, but I still may never go there again:
Me: Hey, why does it say 5 dollars for dlc? I don't want dlc, I just want the game.
Young clueless cashier: It won't let me separate the dlc. You have to buy the dlc too.
Me: Are you kidding me? I don't want the dlc, and I've never heard of being forced to buy dlc with a game.
Young clueless cashier: Well, you have to buy the dlc.
Ended up talking with someone else, who told me the dlc will come out as "free" once the cashier hits "total". But of course, three people went ahead of me in line by that point, so I had to wait my turn again...