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Sci-Fi/Fantasy SF: Yoday vs. Terminator
« on: October 06, 2010, 01:34:00 PM »


Yoda is nothing less than one of the oldest and most respected Jedis to ever live. He played a part in the defeat of the Sith, which sent them into exile for hundreds of years. He held a senior position on the Jedi Council, as well as taught countless Jedi the ways of The Force both as young students and as Padawans. One of his padawans became the Sith Lord Count Dooku (Darth Tyranus).

At the time of the fall of the Republic, Yoda went toe to toe with Emperor Palpatine himself. He spent decades on the remote planet of Dagobah, presumably meditating, counseling with the spirits of fallen Jedi, and waiting for the eventual appearance of Luke Skywaker. Yoda continued the training Obi-Wan started, helping Luke become a maverick Jedi destined to redeem his father.




"The Terminator is an infiltration unit, part man-part machine. Underneath it's a hyperalloy combat chassis, microprocessor controlled, fully armored, very tough. But outside it's living human tissue. Flesh, skin, hair, blood, grown for the cyborgs. - Kyle Reese

Terminator can withstand standard 20th century firearms, crash through walls intact, and survive explosions to some degree. Repeated shotgun blasts have enough force to knock it down and temporarily disable it, while heavy amounts of automatic fire are able to compromise the organic disguise layer. In the second film, the Terminator says he can run for 120 years on his existing power cell. In the finale to Terminator 2, his power source is damaged, and he is able to find an alternate source, described on the DVD commentary as heat sinks, harnessing the thermal energy from the hot surroundings. In the third film, the Terminator - an 850 series rather than the 800 series depicted in the first two films - operates on two hydrogen fuel cells and discards one of them early due to damage. It explodes shortly thereafter with enough force to produce a small mushroom cloud.

The endoskeleton is actuated by a powerful network of hydraulic servomechanisms, making Terminators superhumanly strong. For instance, in the third movie, Schwarzenegger's character was able to handle firing a Browning .30 machine gun from the hip with one hand, while holding a coffin containing an alive John Connor and a heavy cache of weapons, showing no signs of the extra weight being any real concern.

Late in the first film, the Terminator is stripped of its organic elements by fire. What remains is the machine itself, in James Cameron's own words "a chrome skeleton, like death rendered in steel."[5] In the later Terminator films, armies of endoskeleton-only Terminators are seen. They are visually identical to the one in the first film, and feature prominently in the "future war" sequences of those films.
[edit] CPU

The Terminator CPU is a room-temperature superconducting artificial neural network with the ability to learn.[6] In Terminator 2, The Terminator states that "the more contact [he] has with humans, the more [he] learns." In the Special Edition, he says that Skynet "presets the switch to 'read-only' when [Terminators] are sent out alone", to prevent them from "thinking too much". Sarah and John activate his learning ability, after which he becomes more curious and begins trying to understand and imitate human behavior. This leads to his use of the catch phrase "Hasta la vista, baby." A line spoken by the Terminator at the end of the movie shows that Terminators have the potential to understand emotion: "I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do." Sarah muses in the closing narration that the Terminator had "learned the value of human life". This emotion was so strong he was even able to defy John Connor's orders, thus defying his programming, for the greater good.

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Re: Sci-Fi/Fantasy SF: Yoday vs. Terminator
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2010, 01:41:07 PM »
Yoda: You do not want to fight this midget.

Terminator: I do not want to fight dees mee jit. *blam blam blam*

Yoda (bleeding to death): *looks puzzled*

Terminator: I lied.

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Re: Sci-Fi/Fantasy SF: Yoday vs. Terminator
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2010, 03:36:11 PM »
Yoda: You do not want to fight this midget.

Terminator: I do not want to fight dees mee jit. *blam blam blam*

Yoda (bleeding to death): *looks puzzled*

Terminator: I lied.

Terminator turns to young John Connor... :good_mini:

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Re: Sci-Fi/Fantasy SF: Yoday vs. Terminator
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2010, 10:26:51 PM »
Yoda surprise sexes the shit out of the Terminator.