Author Topic: I can ethplain othiffer (Read 6764 times)

FATSEXY · « **on:** February 20, 2013, 04:26:12 PM »

Jack Swagger arrested for DUI and possession of pot. The guy is a loser. He just refuses to not be a fuck up. Yet... Ziggler will never get to cash that damn briefcase in.

Torgo · « **Reply #1 on:** February 20, 2013, 04:36:40 PM »

What else has he done to fuck up?

This is horrible timing for this tho.

Horrible. He's been handed a golden ticket and a good gimmick change and he goes and does this.

SMH, Jack Thwagger, SMH.

Havok816 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 20, 2013, 04:41:46 PM »

http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/20/wwe-star-jack-swagger-arrested-wwe-tv-taping-traffic-violations/

Will he get suspended for this?

Zandrax · « **Reply #3 on:** February 20, 2013, 05:06:40 PM »

My understanding of the wellness policy is that possession is still a violation. So this would be strike one. It was a similar thing with RVD and Sabu years ago.

bryce · « **Reply #4 on:** February 20, 2013, 05:58:38 PM »

good news is you can kick jack to the curb because you can play off the stuff that happened after the ziggler/del rio match, and make that your WM match for the title

bad news is you don't have coulter on tv talking old school promos

Niall · « **Reply #5 on:** February 20, 2013, 06:15:08 PM »

Quote from: FATSEXY on February 20, 2013, 04:26:12 PM

Jack Swagger arrested for DUI and possession of pot. The guy is a loser. He just refuses to not be a fuck up. Yet... Ziggler will never get to cash that damn briefcase in.

Thank fuck for that. Del Rio vs CM Punk for the World Title at Mania.

Niall · « **Reply #6 on:** February 20, 2013, 08:30:00 PM »

I'm guessing they do some sort of deal with Ziggler sacrificing his briefcase for a shot at Swagger to take his Mania spot, and he beats Swagger.

Prime · « **Reply #7 on:** February 20, 2013, 08:33:18 PM »

Yes. Please let them take Swagger off my TV. I like the Punk/Del Rio idea, it gets Punk out of the WWE Title match.

Torgo · « **Reply #8 on:** February 20, 2013, 09:29:55 PM »

Quote from: Prime on February 20, 2013, 08:33:18 PM

Yes. Please let them take Swagger off my TV. I like the Punk/Del Rio idea, it gets Punk out of the WWE Title match.

I like Punk in the WWE title match and I was actually kind of looking forward to the Thwagger/Del Rio feud.

Torgo · « **Reply #9 on:** February 20, 2013, 09:35:02 PM »

Also, people with lisps can say their f's, FATSEXY.

It should be more like "offither."

Zandrax · « **Reply #10 on:** February 20, 2013, 09:41:28 PM »

It was the lisp version of saying "ossifer"

Habs_Junkie · « **Reply #11 on:** February 20, 2013, 10:49:12 PM »

Read an articles today saying WWE might explore continuing the angle with someone else. Zeb's the real star of the duo. You can replace Swagger with anyone and it will work. Name thrown out was Chris Hero. Hopefully the angle continues. Gotta feel for Dutch as he lost out on a good payday if this shitcans their Mania match.

freud mayweather · « **Reply #12 on:** February 20, 2013, 11:18:15 PM »

chris hero and dutch would be a fantastic team. throw in husky as a redneck enforcer type and give them all of my money.

Leatherface · « **Reply #13 on:** February 21, 2013, 01:45:44 AM »

Wade is saying Vince is in love with the Zeb character. Swagger is a fool, and Vince will just replace him with somebody else. Then he'll get bored, of course, but it will be a good month or so of Vince having fun.

Handsome Padje · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2013, 03:49:32 AM »

He's not going to be suspended is he? Pot is a $1000 dollar fine, I thought. When Truth and Bourne got suspended it was for Fake Pot, which gets you wellnessed.

Niall · « **Reply #15 on:** February 21, 2013, 04:36:53 AM »

Quote from: Handsome Padje on February 21, 2013, 03:49:32 AM

He's not going to be suspended is he? Pot is a $1000 dollar fine, I thought. When Truth and Bourne got suspended it was for Fake Pot, which gets you wellnessed.

Cameron from the Funkadactyls got a fine and a two week suspension (for the DUI). I think that's more likely to hurt him than the pot. Two weeks off TV is killer for Swagger.

Handsome Padje · « **Reply #16 on:** February 21, 2013, 05:42:03 AM »

I still thought they'd drop him regardless.

KoppoKick · « **Reply #17 on:** February 21, 2013, 07:15:18 AM »

It would be unfortunate for Zeb to miss out on a WrestleMania payday. If they must take Swagger out of the match, then Mark Henry should definitely be the choice.

Niall · « **Reply #18 on:** February 21, 2013, 08:44:20 AM »

Quote from: Niall on February 21, 2013, 04:36:53 AM

Cameron from the Funkadactyls got a fine and a two week suspension (for the DUI). I think that's more likely to hurt him than the pot. Two weeks off TV is killer for Swagger.

But then Cameron wasn't about to go into a World Title programme at Wrestlemania.

Handsome Padje · « **Reply #19 on:** February 21, 2013, 08:44:30 AM »

The opening match is ruined now

FreebirdSTF · « **Reply #20 on:** February 21, 2013, 09:10:47 AM »

I think they'll either keep Swagger in the match at WrestleMania and job him out immediately thereafter or replace him and pair someone else with Zeb. I'm guessing we are still getting some form of Zeb Colter against ADR at WrestleMania no matter.

Handsome Padje · « **Reply #21 on:** February 21, 2013, 10:24:08 AM »

Quote from: FreebirdSTF on February 21, 2013, 09:10:47 AM

I think they'll either keep Swagger in the match at WrestleMania and job him out immediately thereafter or replace him and pair someone else with Zeb. I'm guessing we are still getting some form of Zeb Colter against ADR at WrestleMania no matter.

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freud mayweather · « **Reply #22 on:** February 21, 2013, 10:43:44 AM »

Quote from: Handsome Padje on February 21, 2013, 10:24:08 AM

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FATSEXY · « **Reply #23 on:** February 21, 2013, 02:10:30 PM »

I think Mark Henry squashing Swagger and then becoming the Tea Party Hall of Pain Guy would be amazing.

Horsehead · « **Reply #24 on:** February 22, 2013, 07:48:04 AM »