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BLADES & BULLETS R1: FDR vs. Punisher
« on: September 15, 2014, 07:21:41 PM »


After contracting polio from an untimely lycan bite, Franklin Delano Roosevelt gets elected President on one simple platform: kick more werewolf ass all the time!

http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/awfully-good-fdr-american-badass




Punisher is the recipient of multi-disciplinary military training from the U.S. Marine Corps. While a Marine, he also received training from the U.S. Army and Navy. From this training, Punisher is proficient in not only basic infantry skills, but in special operations, which includes the use and maintenance of specialized firearms and explosive ordnance. He is highly trained in infiltration into heavily-guarded enemy territories and structures for the purpose of assassination, captures, and military intelligence. Also, he is trained in various forms of camouflage and stealth.

From his airborne training, Punisher is able to pack and maintain his own parachute rigs, as well as professionally control his landings, in daylight and at night. From his Navy UDT training, Punisher is well-skilled in extended underwater operations, including demolitions. He is skilled with a great many types of explosives, ranging from simple dynamite to plastique to improvised explosives. His hand-to-hand combat skills are more then sufficient to allow him to incapacitate and kill men much stronger than he is, as well as to deal with groups of armed and unarmed enemies, killing them all without weapons if he deems it necessary. He is also extremely deadly in knife training, preferring the knife he learned to fight with in the USMC: the ka-bar. Additionally, he is a preternaturally-precise marksman. He is thoroughly trained and experienced in unconventional ("guerilla") warfare. He is an armorer, a gunsmith, and an expert in field medicine.

The Punisher's ever-changing arsenal of weaponry includes various automatic and semi-automatic rifles, and an array of handguns, fragmentation and tear gas grenades, other explosives, and combat knives. A personal favorite is his ballistic knife, which can launch its blade with lethal force. He commonly uses M16 .223 caliber automatic rifles, Sterling Mark 6 9mm, semi-automatic rifles, 9mm Browning Llama automatic pistols, .45 caliber automatic frame rechambered for 9mm. ammunition, .223 caliber Derringers, and Gerber Mark II combat knives.

The Punisher has a Kevlar uniform which protects him from most gunfire, though he can still suffer concussive injury or penetration from sufficient or repeated impacts.

http://marvel.com/universe/Punisher_%28Frank_Castle%29

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Re: BLADES & BULLETS R1: FDR vs. Punisher
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2014, 07:31:00 PM »
I should note that Roosevelt is also riding his heavily-armed Delano 2000 wheelchair, which he used to blast the werewolves' fuckin' asses.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R898wegx6Y[/youtube]




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Re: BLADES & BULLETS R1: FDR vs. Punisher
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2014, 07:38:58 PM »
Behold the Delano in all its glory here at the 2:37 mark or so:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yudgZ1hsyqg[/youtube]