When you win $1,788.00 in the state lottery drawing, but to claim the prize, you have to drive all the way to the Lotto district offices in the Valley during work hours, and then I'm sure wait in line for a good 15 minutes, because you know it's like the DMV down there. Then they report it to the IRS so you can get taxed on it. I'm sure parking is shitty, too.
WHY AM I SO CUR-SED, LORD? WHY???